Well, I'm simply not writerly enough.
Sure, I keep erratic hours. I usually fall asleep between three and six A.M. (if I'm lucky) and usually wake up some time quite late in the day. Okay, so there's that, and yeah, okay, I have trouble with insomnia, I get moody, and my spirits do sometimes get quite low.
And fine, so there are days when I write about five thousand words and feel flushed and exhausted, and then there are days when, like Sherlock Holmes, I slump in my chair and hate the very sight of a blank page.
But this simply isn't enough. My dears, why don't I need a daily fix? Why do I drink something cold and refreshing like Asda's very own bitter lemon instead of the required gallons of strong coffee? Why do I drink sedate centimentres of ice cold Baileys just because it tastes good, when, really, I should be tottering around in a perpetual drunken stupor?
Why am I not a haphazard alcoholic, or anti-social drug addict, or dismally depressed young woman who wears peculiar fashions like a top hat to the supermarket?
I'm, quite frankly, a poor excuse for that exalted position of A Writer.
Doubtful? Take a look at this.
It tells me everything I need to know about A Writer's Habits.
*whispers*
Or maybe, just maybe, writers don't have to be any of the above. We don't have to be Agatha Christie (much as I love her), Truman Capote, or J.D. Salinger (both of whom I wouldn't want to be anyway). We can be fashion-loving, sometimes moody-often cheerful, book-obsessed types who like watching a bit of Sex and the City now and then.
Well I'm very happy to be Oscar Wilde!
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LOL I guess we'll have to think up new excentricities!
ReplyDeleteSometimes I don't fit any writer stereotype, and then the next day I'm reading On the Road in the park and people watching. In general, though, I don't, and the stereotypes need some redefining to include things like people who actually like people.
ReplyDeleteLOL... This has taught me something invaluable about myself. If I were a famous author, or any kind for that matter, I'd be one without a twitter account. : j
ReplyDeleteToo bad the questions were fun! I'd have been curious to see what the result was. : D
Labels, pah. I've been given many a label in my life but none as useful as the one my parents gave me. ; j