One is Not Amused

For all you UK and Commonwealth-dwellers out there (and indeed, for anyone who likes a good laugh), I just had, had, had to point you to the Twitter account of @Queen_UK. A friend made me go look this up last night, and can I just say? Nearly wet myself laughing.

These are the tweets of the (fictional) Queen, Elizabeth Windsor, and they're brilliant, hilarious, and just generally incredible. I could gush forever, and really, it's tempting. But instead I'll just post a couple of my favourite tweets here, and hope you'll love them enough to go read more of @Queen_UK.

Cannot decide whether to make Masterchef Lisa Faulkner a Dame or start nuclear arms race with Iran. Royal decisions, Royal decisions. 
12:14 PM Aug 21st via TweetDeck

One never has more than one gin and dubonnet before 6pm. Thankfully, it's always after 6pm in one Commonwealth Realm or another. 
1:27 PM Aug 19th via TweetDeck  

No, no more, one has to reign in the morning. In fact, one is reigning in Australia in less than an hour. Oh go on then; just a double. 

11:12 PM Aug 11th via TweetDeck  

If you're familiar with Her Majesty's exploits, which are your favourites? Anything else random, funny and brilliant you'd like to share? I love a good giggle!