*Your friends have forgotten what you look like. And when they do see you again (usually by accident, when they catch you skulking down the...

Well, I'm simply not writerly enough. Sure, I keep erratic hours. I usually fall asleep between three and six A.M. (if I'm lucky) ...

This post's title sounds like a song by Lady Gaga, no? Beautiful, dirty, rich and all that. So, I thought I might blog today about co...